stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

what-inthe-heck:

talking to another bisexual/pansexual person like

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betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

  1. Other girls:tan skin, short shorts, makeup, perfect hair
  2. Me:gray hair, running from the law, stole a loaf of bread to save my sister's son. i am jean valjean.

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

tennants-hair:

seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. [1/4]

colin morgan being a total cutiepie

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

Daenerys Targaryen meme + (2/6) traits or emotions ► 500% done with your shit