Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
talking to another bisexual/pansexual person like
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
this is some airbending shit right here
Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.
seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Daenerys Targaryen meme + (2/6) traits or emotions ► 500% done with your shit